This is scheduled to be published at exactly 12:00 A.M. on January 1st, 2017. Assuming all goes to plan, I will have wished everyone in the EST time zone a happy new year the very first second that I could!
Speaking of which, happy new year, whatever the significance. 2016 happened, and now we can look forward to 2017, which promises to consist of 365 days! Perhaps I’ll consider being less cynical this year. But maybe not. You never know!
All jokes aside, Happy New Year!