Tonight’s Hapkido class was centered around sparring. When I came home, we sat down to eat supper. That’s when my mother asked how my class went and when I said, “Good. I got kicked in the head a few times and….”, she stared at my face and exclaimed, “I thought you wore protection! There’s a bruise on your face!”
“Where?” I asked as I got up abruptly to look into the bathroom mirror. Realizing the problem, I told her, “Oh, that’s not a bruise. I accidentally shaved off part of my eyebrow.”
“How can you accidentally shave off your eyebrow?” was the next question.
“I was shaving off my unibrow and I accidentally shaved part of my eyebrow off.”
Let’s just say that I certainly was the laughingstock of supper 🙂